
The Bay Warms and the Oysters Oblige
dungeness season ends · newt migration · fog lifting
March 17–23, 2026

Opening Letter
The sun has arrived with the quiet confidence of someone who knows exactly how long they've been missed. Sixty-eight degrees by Thursday — a number that would barely register in Sacramento but here on the North Coast constitutes a formal invitation to abandon all indoor plans. The fog, sensing it has lost the room, will attempt a single appearance Monday night before retreating entirely.
Meanwhile, the Pacific is running a rather spectacular production of its own. Gray whale mothers are steering their calves so close to shore one might offer directions. The negative tides this weekend will peel back the ocean's hem to reveal tide pools that have been rehearsing their colors all winter. On the Bald Hills, twelve California condors are circling with the wingspan and general attitude of minor deities. A Black-and-white Warbler continues its residency at the Arcata Marsh, three thousand miles from where it ought to be, apparently unbothered by geography.
The week ahead is not short on reasons to step outside.

Lady Humboldt's Pick
Arcata Marsh Bird Walk
A Black-and-white Warbler has taken up residence at the Brackish Pond — an eastern species with no obvious business being here, which is precisely what makes Saturday's 8:30 AM marsh walk worth the early alarm. Volunteer-led, free, and currently offering the rarest bird in the county as a warm-up act. Lady Humboldt would not dawdle.

The Five
Dan Hoyle: Takes All Kinds
The BayThe Arcata Playhouse stage has been waiting all week for this one. Dan Hoyle's solo show channels strangers he's met across America — truck drivers, baristas, conspiracy theorists — each inhabiting his frame for precisely as long as their stories demand. Friday and Saturday at 8 PM, the chairs will do their part by staying quiet.
Too Short Live Humboldt
South CountyThe Mateel Community Center in Redway — capacity 800, distance from Oakland approximately 282 miles — will host Too Short on Friday at 8 PM. The Bay Area rapper has been recording since 1983, which is longer than some Humboldt towns have had paved roads. Doors open early. One suspects the bass will not wait.
Western Azalea Restoration at Humboldt Lagoons
North CoastWhile the rest of the county sleeps in on Saturday, volunteers at Humboldt Lagoons State Park will be pulling Scotch broom from the North Coast dunes so that native azaleas might bloom without competition. Lady Humboldt notes that few errands between 10 AM and 1 PM have ever smelled this good. Free, and worth the drive.
The Royal Revue at the Carlo Theatre
InlandThe Rutabaga Queens present an evening of drag, burlesque, and tarot reading — a combination that Lady Humboldt considers essential civic infrastructure. Saturday at 7:30 PM in Blue Lake, with proceeds benefiting Dell'Arte and the Kinetic Universe. Formal attire is not required, though the performers will more than compensate.
Jonathan Scales Fourquestra at Humboldt Brews
The BayA steel pan, an electric bass, and a drum kit walk into a brewery in Arcata — which sounds like the setup but is in fact Saturday at 8:30 PM. Jonathan Scales plays Caribbean steel pans with the intensity typically reserved for instruments that do not originate on oil drums. Neighbors have been notified.

Around Humboldt
North Coast
Twelve California condors have been spotted near Orick on the Bald Hills, a congregation that suggests even the rarest birds in North America find the North Coast worth the trip.
The Bay
Saturday's event calendar in Arcata and Eureka has achieved a level of overcrowding that borders on municipal emergency — a Black-and-white Warbler at Brackish Pond, a spring festival, creek restoration, live comedy, and jazz are all competing for the same twelve hours of daylight.
Inland
Blue Lake and Willow Creek may reach 80 degrees this week while the coast shivers through the low sixties, a thermal arrangement that Inland residents accept as compensation for everything else.
Eel River Valley
The winter steelhead run on the Eel is winding past its peak, and a Barrow's Goldeneye near Fernbridge has been loitering with the air of a bird that missed its northbound connection.
South County
Lady Humboldt notes that Too Short at the Mateel on Friday shares the weekend billing with gray whale mothers and calves running the coastline off Shelter Cove — South County offering both bass and baleen in a single forty-eight-hour stretch.

Field Notes
Twelve California condors were counted near Orick this week, with additional groups spotted at Dolason Prairie and along the Lyons Ranch Trail in the Bald Hills. A species reduced to twenty-two wild individuals forty years ago now fields enough representatives in a single county to make a jury pool look thin. They are not subtle birds. Nine-foot wingspans tend to settle arguments about what, exactly, just passed overhead. Meanwhile, at lower elevations, the first western wake robin have unfurled their three-petaled declarations, and the fairy slipper orchids — which Lady Humboldt maintains are showing off — have appeared right on schedule along the redwood trails.

From the Archives
In March 1860, a late-winter storm of magnificent ambition flooded every river in the county, destroyed what passed for trails, and severed Humboldt's settlements from one another — and from the rest of California — for weeks. The railroad would not arrive for another fifty-four years. Lady Humboldt notes that modern residents who lose internet for an afternoon might consider this useful perspective on the meaning of "isolated."

Almanac

Featured Event
Brett McFarland and the Freedom Riders at the Eureka Theater
Brett McFarland brings his Freedom Riders to the Eureka Theater on Saturday at 6 PM, and the pairing feels almost too correct — outlaw country belongs in a restored theater the way whiskey belongs in a proper glass. The songs carry the particular weight of someone who has lived in the places he sings about. Lady Humboldt recommends arriving with no expectations except honesty.

Happenings
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
Sunday
Monday

A Matter of Local Importance
Lady Humboldt seeks the county's collective opinion: what is the best trail for a first-time visitor?

The Bulletin
Word Scramble
Unscramble: LILMRUIT
Reveal answer
TRILLIUM
Notice Board
- Eureka High Blood Drive -- March 26. Sign up through student government or NCCBB.
- Alzheimer's Association Walk Volunteer Kick Off -- Tuesday, March 24, 5:30 PM at College of the Redwoods Foundation, 527 D St, Eureka.
Reader Tips
Community Notes
New Arcata Elementary TK/K playground officially open -- the community is invited to see the improvements.

Notebook
The new moon has made the nights uncommonly dark this week, and the redwoods have taken full advantage. One notices, walking a familiar trail at dusk, that the forest sounds different without moonlight — closer, somehow, and less interested in being observed. The trees keep their own hours.
Until next week,
Lady Humboldt
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