
Wildflower Season Opens on the Mattole
lupine bloom · steelhead runs · barn owls
March 17–23, 2026

Opening Letter
The week begins on Saint Patrick's Day, which the county has marked in its customary fashion: a bluegrass party at Humboldt Brews and a general unwillingness to discuss the weather. The weather, for its part, has produced something approaching unprecedented cooperation — mostly sunny skies through Thursday, highs climbing to sixty-eight degrees in what Lady Humboldt can only describe as an audition for summer. The fog, conspicuously absent, has not been reached for comment.
Inland, temperatures may touch eighty degrees — a figure that causes coastal residents to squint suspiciously at their thermometers and inland residents to behave as though they have always lived in the tropics. The gray whales are heading north with their calves, holding close to shore off Trinidad Head. Twelve California condors were counted near Orick on Wednesday, which is either a conservation triumph or the early stages of a committee. Six wildflower species have opened for business in the redwood understory, and the negative tides this weekend will reveal coastline that prefers to remain private. There is much to attend to.

Lady Humboldt's Pick
Grove of Titans Volunteer Hike
Saturday at 1 PM. The Grove of Titans — home to the largest coast redwoods on Earth — is recruiting volunteer trail stewards to protect these residents from the consequences of their own fame. The Titaneers maintain the rebuilt trail with the sort of devotion Lady Humboldt considers appropriate when one's charges are two thousand years old and cannot relocate.

The Five
Dan Hoyle: Takes All Kinds
The BaySolo theater at its most immediate — Dan Hoyle performs two hours of characters gathered from conversations with strangers across America. Friday and Saturday at 8 PM, Arcata Playhouse. Lady Humboldt respects anyone who considers eavesdropping a performing art and suspects Mr. Hoyle has spent time on the Plaza, where the source material is inexhaustible.
Too Short Live Humboldt
South CountyThe Mateel Community Center hosts Too Short on Friday at 8 PM — Bay Area hip-hop in a community center surrounded by redwoods, which is either a geographical contradiction or simply a demonstration that Redway books what Redway wants to book. Lady Humboldt considers the southern end of the county underrepresented in these pages, and this seems a worthy correction.
Western Azalea Restoration at Humboldt Lagoons
North CoastSaturday morning, 10 AM. The western azaleas at Humboldt Lagoons State Park have been contending with invasive vegetation and would, by all horticultural indications, appreciate assistance. The setting — lagoon, dune, forest, and the kind of coastal light that justifies the drive north — constitutes what Lady Humboldt considers fair compensation for honest volunteer work.
The Royal Revue at the Carlo Theatre
InlandSaturday at 7:30 PM in Blue Lake. Drag, burlesque, tarot, and variety from the Rutabaga Queens, benefiting Dell'Arte and the Kinetic Universe. Blue Lake has been staging art in repurposed buildings with a conviction that Lady Humboldt finds admirable. The event resists classification, which may be precisely the point.
Norouz Spring Storytime Party
The BaySaturday at 11 AM, the Arcata Library celebrates the Persian New Year with stories and activities timed to the spring equinox — the kind of cross-cultural programming that Lady Humboldt considers evidence of a community doing what it claims to value. All ages welcome. Norouz brings its own spring; no appointment with the equinox necessary.

Around Humboldt
North Coast
Twelve condors counted near Orick on Wednesday — the Bald Hills presence now resembles less a wildlife event and more a lease arrangement. Grove of Titans seeks volunteer trail stewards Saturday at 1 PM. Prairie Creek offers a ranger-led forest walk Sunday.
The Bay
Saturday is overscheduled as usual: farmers market, bird walk, Norouz storytime, two restoration projects, a Master Gardener planting talk, a book group discussing 1776, and multiple comedy shows by evening. The Eureka Library screens Garden State Wednesday — a film Lady Humboldt considers perfectly adequate cinema about the experience of going home.
Inland
Blue Lake Casino maintains Thursday bingo at 6 PM with a reliability Lady Humboldt finds increasingly valuable. The Royal Revue returns to the Carlo Theatre Saturday. The inland valleys may approach eighty degrees this week — a figure the coast regards with quiet suspicion.
Eel River Valley
The steelhead run continues on the Eel, past its peak, the river making spring arrangements. Anglers should consult CDFW reports, as the Eel has never accepted appointments. A Bald Eagle was observed at the Eel River Wildlife Area, maintaining the kind of jurisdiction that requires no badge.
South County
Too Short at the Mateel Friday night confirms that Redway remains culturally well-connected despite geography that suggests otherwise. Gray whale northbound migration has reached peak volume off Shelter Cove — mothers and calves, close to shore. Best viewed from Trinidad Head or Patrick's Point with patience and binoculars.

Field Notes
The California condor — Gymnogyps californianus — continues to treat the Bald Hills as a personal conference venue, with twelve birds counted near Orick and additional delegations observed at Dolason Prairie and along Lyons Ranch Trail. A species once reduced to twenty-two wild individuals now fields enough representatives in a single county to outnumber most city council meetings. Lady Humboldt finds this arithmetically satisfying.
Elsewhere, a Black-and-white Warbler has taken up semipermanent residence at the Arcata Marsh's Brackish Pond — an eastern species whose continued presence in the far northwest suggests either strong convictions or poor navigation. Twelve Pacific Golden-Plovers have assembled at Loleta Bottoms, the Barrow's Goldeneye remains on the Eel at Fernbridge, and a Blue-gray Gnatcatcher was noted along Mad River Road. One hundred bird species were recorded countywide this week. Six wildflower species are in bloom in the redwood understory, the trillium and the fairy slipper orchid chief among them.

From the Archives
On this week in 1860, a late-winter storm of considerable ambition battered the North Coast, flooding every river of consequence, destroying what passed for trails, and isolating Humboldt County's scattered settlements from one another for weeks. The railroad would not reach Eureka for another fifty-four years. Lady Humboldt observes that the county's relationship with isolation has evolved rather than resolved — as anyone who has lost cell service on the Mattole Road can confirm.

Almanac

Featured Event
St. Patty's Party: Magoo and Free Limitless Energy at Humboldt Brews
Tuesday — Saint Patrick's Day — brings Magoo and Free Limitless Energy to Humboldt Brews at 8:30 PM. The band describes itself as progressive bluegrass redefining the genre with fearless creativity, which Lady Humboldt reads as an invitation to expect the unexpected from a string quartet on a holiday that requires no further encouragement.

Happenings
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
Sunday
Monday

A Matter of Local Importance
A question of seasonal importance: what is the first sign that spring has truly arrived?

The Bulletin
Word Scramble
Unscramble: XQENIOU
Reveal answer
EQUINOX
Notice Board
- Eureka High Blood Drive -- March 26. Sign up through student government or NCCBB.
- Alzheimer's Association Walk Volunteer Kick Off -- Tuesday, March 24, 5:30 PM at College of the Redwoods Foundation, 527 D St, Eureka.
Reader Tips
Community Notes
New Arcata Elementary TK/K playground officially open -- the community is invited to see the improvements.

Notebook
Mid-March on the North Coast carries a particular quality of anticipation — the condors circling the Bald Hills in numbers that would have seemed fictional a generation ago, the whales heading north with their calves, six species of wildflower blooming where no one planted them, and the tides pulling back far enough to reveal what the ocean ordinarily keeps to itself. The equinox arrives Thursday. Lady Humboldt considers this a sufficient argument for stepping outside.
Until next week — Lady Humboldt
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